December 5, 2023

Which Chipmunk is Getting the Best Head?

When it comes to memes, there are few that are as polarizing as the Rule 34 image of Alvin and the Chipettes receiving head from their female counterparts. This image has led to debates spanning the Internet as people argue over which chipmunk is getting the best head. The discussion has even spawned videos, theories, and copy-pastas to further the debate. But, if you look beyond the surface, you will see that there is a lot more to these adorable creatures than meets the eye.

Generally, chipmunks are gray or reddish-brown with contrasting dark and light stripes across their faces, bodies, and tails. They are native to North America, where they inhabit deciduous forests, shrub habitats, forest edges, and suburban and urban areas. These animals are omnivorous, feeding on both plant and animal material, including seeds, nuts, berries, fruits, flowers, mushrooms, earthworms, snails, frogs, bird eggs, and insects.

There are many ways to determine which chipmunk is getting the best head, and each has its own merits. For example, Simon’s nerdy status could mean that this is his first time receiving head, or it may be that he has been a victim of sexual assault and doesn’t want to take any risks with Brittany. Jeanette is also shown to be very shy in the movies and source materials, meaning she is likely a virgin as well.

Another argument is that Theodore has the smallest penis, which would make it easy for him to preform fellatio. However, Theodore is clearly fast asleep in the picture, which indicates that he is either asleep or not enjoying the experience.


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